A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who is sexually attracted to their opposite gender. Basically what God or Yahweh or Buddha or Brahman or Tom Cruise put us on the world to be.
"I am a heterosexual male and I like pussy!"
Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed
Mom: Honey, get ready for school! Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink* Dad: What's going on here?
A special pie made during the Cold War Era by Soviet bakers consisting of cherries, chocolate, plutonium, bown sugar, and whipped cream.
Russian: I do love a good Soviet's Pie CIA: what
A popular dance move that is illegal in Saudi Arabia for whatever reason. Look it up.
Guy: Have you see Muhammad Abdullah Rajjam Khaled Mahar Salibi Bahar Rabdumen Abdullah al-Hassan? Other Guy: No, he was caught doing the Saudi Arabian Dab
A typical school subject that consists of world history. However, it is most likely the most useless subject to be circled around the education system, because, unfortunately, when you're working at the cash register at McDonald's, no one is going to ask you to name all of the Chinese dynasties.
Student: What's your favorite class? Student 2: Social Studies! Student: Hey, what do you think is the most useless subject? Student 2: Ummmmmm You get the idea.
When some pressures you to move to Pierre, South Dakota
Man 1: Bro, why did you move here? Man 2: I don't know! I was Pierre pressured.
One who is sexually attracted to robots or machinery; the sexual attraction to robots or machinery. In other words, complete bullshit
Beth : Jane! I didn't see you at the party last night! Where were you! Jane: Sorry, I was having technosexual sex with my Roomba.