A fork of Rural Dictionary
An umbrella made out of genuine Jew skin.
Dude, check out my jewbrella, it's black edition.
Fred: "Hey where'd you get that umbrella?!"
Lehonda: "It's not an umbrella, it's a jewbrella, it's better than mink!"
Fred: "HOT MONICA! I need one of those!"
The act of having anal sex using hot sauce as lubricant.
Never thought that sriracha would be perfect for giving this ratchet a hot monica.
My dick will never be the same after giving her that hot monica.
That hot monica last night was on fire.
Tried pouring milk on my dick to cool off my cock from that sloppy hot monica.