Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Errrrr

The sound one makes after hearing seeing something extremely moronic.

Kid 1: Is that bitch sucking that kid off under that blankit? Kid 2: holy shit I think she is! Kid 3: Errrrr

by Dick Widebum August 25, 2019

Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.

*BREAKING NEWS* Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.

by Dick Widebum August 25, 2019

Ashlakh

The act of breaking a female's jaw and repeatedly thrusting ones penis as far as he can down her throat while listening to death metal.

George: Hey Gugenheim! Got any plans this Friday night? Gugenheim: yeah I'm gonna Ashlakh my Mom against a cinder block. How bout you?

by Dick Widebum August 26, 2019

Spigger

Describes a person from African or Hispanic descent. Synonyms: Blaxican

I hate spiggers

by Dick Widebum September 01, 2019