Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

electric car

A car with a rechargable battery that needs no gasoline but instead is powered by electricity. Criticized for not going great distances before having to recharge. It's better for the environment though - but who really cares?

"Hello. I'm an electric car. I don't go very fast, or very far; and if you drive me, people will think you're gay."

by Didda Tinkle July 04, 2004

System of a Down

A band with one of the most unique music styles ever, mixing Middle-Eastern and Armenian with Metal. Sometimes the music is calm, sometimes its angry and sometimes its crazy (like the song "Johnny"). Usually they scream a lot and then go calm, probably because their throats hurt.

There is meaning to System of a Down's lyrics, listen to "Boom!" and "Chic n' Stu" (though I doubt most of you droids couldn't interpret that song).

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004

fully sick

Lebonese slang for "this is great" or "of high quality".

Guy: Check out my fully sick ride, bitch!
Chick: Fully sick!

by Didda Tinkle June 06, 2004

Super Mario

The star of Super Mario Brothers. An icon to gamers worldwide.

He takes shrooms and gets beefed, saves the princess, gets laid, and goes home to fix household plumbing systems.

Mario's a drugged-up, pimped-out plumber.

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004

simpleton

A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.

You simpletons get off my lawn mower!

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Subliminal Message

A hidden message or image found in text, music or film. A well-known subliminal message was that of Coca-Cola ads which flashed for less Than a second in movies. You may not have seen it, but your subconscious did. Don't argue with him.

Diggers in delicious donuts are talking idiotically, noticably keeping licked earwax.

by Didda Tinkle July 06, 2004

flaccid

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004