A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go to a public restroom after eating spicy food, and shart a pile of spicy diarrhea into some toilet paper, then fling the shart bombs over the door and try and hit strangers with your surprises.
Your friend: Watch out for Hot Chocolate Bomb when you pee, they often target urinal users You: Watch out!
When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off
Cletus: Hey baby wanna do a fudgsicle squat with me? Jerry's uncle: fuck yeah!!
Anime genre that revolves around female characters who often have very little personality or memorable characteristics besides being supposedly "cute" (even though most of them are pretty much clones of each other.) You can often tell what their one or two - or if you're lucky, three personality traits are by looking at their hair colours, or sometimes their bodies. For example, the girl with the huge titties will often be put at the butt of every joke. This genre is typically aimed towards 40 year old men who live in their grandma's basement, have moobs that sag into their greasy slacks and never shower. Some of them even poo in socks instead of getting up to use a proper bathroom. These men are said to give off a unique odour of eggy farts and fecal matter, which repels any living woman - or person from wanting to even look at them, so anime are their go-to substitute for human interaction because apparently it's too hard to get up, take a shower and go outside to get some real human interaction. The creators of these anime are clever and know very well that they can reuse the same cookie cutter tropes and characters over and over, and still manage to lure in these stinky suckers and make lots of money every time via copy-paste merch and body pillows. Ingenious! Though it is to be noted that there ARE plenty of normal, hygenic and decent people who may find themselves watching these shows sometimes, but they are not typically part of the main demographic.
Person: What's CGDCT Anime? Person 2: At first glance you think it's something aimed at your little sister, nope the fanbase is made up of creepy men who smell like rotten eggs and fecal matter. Person: Oh.
Erky Perky is an Australian-Canadian animated show about two gay bugs that have anal buttsecks all the time. They also like shoving hot dogs up their anus, as shown in the theme song "Life was good at hot dog stand"
You: Yo man did you catch that episode of Erky Perky last night Your uncle: Yes it was nice and now im craving hot dogs... if you know what i mean :)
Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge! First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
When you pour Koolaid into a condom, freeze it and then use it as a dildo
My uncle can shove three Koolaid Blades up his anus at once