A fork of Rural Dictionary
latin: Conglomero crocodylus A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
Nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6'1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay.
latin: immunda ientaculum Adding a little southern twist to the traditional British tea bag, the woman brings the man's testicles into her mouth while facing his backside. As she performs a handjob while "tea-bagging" him, the man should flatulate as much as possible. With her face buried deep in his behind, the man's wind will provide an odorous addition for the woman. From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I think the key to surviving a Dirty Gas Pump is breath control. Eventually you learn when to breathe through the nose, alternating with removing the balls, for deep breaths through the mouth. It's not hard, but until you get the hang of it, it's not pleasant.
latin: Analingus miatus A member of the Blumpkin family, the Reverse Blumpkin occurs when a woman performs analingus on her partner while he urinates, thus simultaneously stimulating both anus and urethra in a two-headed monster of erogenous pleasure. This fetish works especially well for those unable to achieve the erection-while-pooping necessary for the classic Blumpkin. from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
For those of us who are sexually disabled, the Reverse Blumpkin is a godsend. Though I can't achieve an erection, I can piss and get my butthole eaten out like there's no tomorrow.
latin: Mictus pluvia The simplest of fetishes, the Golden Shower involves one partner simply spraying a lover or friend with the warm drops of one's micturition.
Urine has never gotten the attention it deserves in the sexual world. Sure, it's great for expelling waste, but did you know that it's also great for spraying bathing girls in a golden shower?
latin: Cincinnatus cuvus Commonly referred to as "reverse titty fucking," the derivation comes from the bow tie shape of the male's testicles as they rest flayed upon his partner's neck. The classic finish to the position is the "double breast" with pearl buttons. From "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
I married him because I thought he was a gentlemen, but when he dazzled me with a beautiful Cincinnati Bow tie, I realized just how fabulous he really is.
latin: strages An iron-infused twist on the classic "cream pie," the Cherry Cream Pie is a tantalizing finish for any couple having sex during the woman's menstrual cycle . After ejaculating inside his partner, the man watches as the woman expels the seed along with her period blood, creating a visually stunning mix of reds, pinks and white. From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"
Mary made a Cherry Cream Pie on the bathroom floor. Mmmm, pie.
latin: Cacatus manduco The Hot lunch takes the Hot Carl a steamy step further. One partner uses saran wrap to make a small pocket inside his/her mouth and then fills that pocket with feces (it doesn't matter whose). After the initial set-up, the man proceeds to have sex with the poo pocket, breaking through the saran wrap at the final, climatic second to fill his lover's mouth with a delicious fusion of cum and dump, also known as "cump." From the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
The sexual pleasure of the Hot Lunch speaks for itself, but less obvious is the way in which it has helped millions of people overcome their aversions to actual hot lunches by replacing terrifying memories of sweaty school cafeteria food with beautiful, aromatic mouthfuls of cump.