Country Dictionary

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Interholic

An Interholic generally defines an individual with the same level of addiction to the trawling the Internet for love, happiness or a quick wank, as an alcoholic has with booze. Typically the person would be a bald, married fifty year old man with a small penis, but this condition is non discriminate with regards size, sex or age group with many teenagers suffering from the affliction also and then going blind when they reach their mid 20s. There is no definitive cure at this stage, but possible options such as chemical castration, partial lobotomies, isolation and extended power cuts are being tested, all with varying degrees of lacking in success.

Martin is struggling to come (sic) to terms with the possibility that he may have become an interholic when he stopped going to church, resigned from his director position and left his wife and kids; and flee to Canada to finally meet and marry the love of his life. (Yes, obviously there was no one at the airport.)

by Dirty Saffa April 01, 2016

Cudor

The stage of poo between the normal solid state and diarrhea.

John was quite relieved that he only had cudor after the kebab and not ass vomit.

by Dirty Saffa April 14, 2015

Ma se poes

(vulg) Afrikaans commonly used curse between South Africans. Translation meaning ' your mother's cunt'.

Jou ma se poes my bru.

by Dirty Saffa December 08, 2010