Country Dictionary

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sktns

Swift Kick to the Nut Sack

That guy deserves no words, just a sktns. Without saying a word my X threw open the door and dealt me a sktns. The previous system admin should get a sktns.

by Dirty Southerner October 15, 2007

craddict

1. Craig's list addict 2. Person, or persons addicted to using and/or browsing Craig's list.

Dude quick looking for the chick that are into furries on Craig's list, you freaking craddict. My brother is craddict, I am sending him to CLA ( Craig's list anonymous ) meetings. That group meeting over there are craddicts.

by Dirty Southerner May 13, 2008

Lops

1.) Nickname, A.K.A, alias, etc for Dunlop Tires

Yo man your new ride rolling on some Lops or what? Yeah I got some Lops on my 30s.

by Dirty Southerner July 11, 2008

barack attack

1 : a medical condition that occurs when a humans excitement level exceeds a manageable thresh hold, causing an interruption in the brain and the person to faint and collapse 2 : a. Barack Obama on offense or defense b. act of offense or defense Obama style 3 : Yet to be formed musical group

Someone dial 911 or find a doctor, this guy just had a barack attack. I don't think Hilary is prepared or strong enough to survive a barack attack. If Obama is elected he will barack attack Al Qaeda I had a dream last night bout this awesome band called Barack Attack

by Dirty Southerner March 18, 2008

Pali

1.) A Palestinian homie, bro, nigga, your boy/girl, friend, pal, etc

What up my Pali? Yo don't mess with those crazy ass Pali's. They shoot rockets and guns. That's how us Pali's roll! You down? Those Pali's are cool man, let them in, their with me. Damn those Pali's got some good hash!!!

by Dirty Southerner February 16, 2009

lop dick

A pathetic loser not even capable of getting hard. Usually male but can be female. Could also mean a soft or weak person. Someone who's penis lops in a directions or another. Usually down, but can be sideways or upwards. Not curved, but lopped.

You lop dick. Dude you are a lop dick. You lop dick bastard. That lop dick boss of mine is making me do his work for him again. Or that lop dick brother of mine can't fight his own battles. That guy last night had a lop dick. For some reason I only seem to date lop dicks.

by Dirty Southerner April 28, 2006

Megadancer

1.) One who has mastered over 1 million forms of dance 2.) An extordinary dancer. One capable of dancing in a manner superior to all others 3.) The most commanding dancer on the floor. Larger than life presence. Taking up ever bit of floor space available. 4.) A person 100% consumed with their dancing, as if the world around does not exist while dancing.

1.) a. I know a gal who has been dancing since childhood and is for sure a Megadancer. b. Only a Megadancer knows how to do the Pachanga! c. Dance lessons from Megadancers cost bank! 2.) a. Damn that hottie on the floor is a Megadancer. b. That Megadancer is dancing like I have never seen before 3.) a. Yo man, watch out for that Megadancer tearin up the floor b. I could not hang with that Megadancin hottie on the floor c. That Megadancin bitch shoved me off the dance floor. 4.) That lady dancing is in a trance or something. She seems connected, and one with her movement. Must be a Megadancer.

by Dirty Southerner February 21, 2009