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A move made in bedwars (a popular Minecraft mini-game) in which a player is provoked in some sort of way and begins bridging insanely quickly out of rage or panic.

I fireballed FaZeChrisKyle off the map and now he's soybridging to mid.

Shit you buy at the fucking store

Bought a physical NFT of Skittles at 7/11.

Getting older, aging.

It's my birthday. I'm seniormaxxing.

Scandinavians

I just got jumped by a posse of Eskimayos. They tried to rob me for my "fleece jackets and finasteride" but I didn't have any. They didn't take my wallet or Jordans

The practice of masturbating with exclusively upward motions starting from the base of the penis shaft. Usually done out of superstitious fear of downstrokes. Upstroking can be done with a single hand, but it can also done by alternating between both hands to increase SPM (strokes per minute).

Thoroughly enjoyed upstroking to this post. Cheers!

Sounding, but done to a woman's urethra instead of a penis.

She's into pussycathing, and I don't really know how to feel about it.

A very loud audience.

Look at that audience. It's very loud. A loudience, one could say...