Country Dictionary

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Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose. The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Jaden McDaniels

The KD stopper.

Jaden McDaniels put KD in a seatbelt for four games.

by Dolphinthespaz May 01, 2024

the curse of grandma sparkle

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.

My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.

by Dolphinthespaz April 03, 2021

Purpose Paradox

The purpose paradox is to say “My purpose is to not have a purpose” If you don’t have a purpose you are fulfilling your purpose which means you have a purpose which means you haven’t completed your purpose and so on so forth.

That purpose paradox is really confusing

by Dolphinthespaz May 31, 2021