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Glizzy Gobbler

The most unfunny joke in the history of jokes

Nine year old: Dude you are a glizzy gobbler
Other Nine year old: HAHA DUDE YOU ARE SO FUNNY

by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole February 03, 2021

Fagnite

Some dumbass game that little Jimmy and Johnny have gay butt sex in.

"Hey Jimmy, wanna have butt sex in fortnite today." - Johnny. "Fuck yeah, stick that 2 inch fagnite dick in my ass" - Jimmy

by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole September 21, 2020

Mid

(1) My Hero Academia
(2) When something bad

Intellectual 1: My Hero is so Mid.
Faggot 1: No its not its so good.
Intellectual 2: Shut the fuck up, its mid.

by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole February 08, 2021

Donald Trump

The greatest fucking president to ever exist and will bash Joe Biden's pedophile head in with a baseball bat in the 2020 election.

Donald Trump is one sexy motherfucker.

by Don Cheadle's Bootyhole September 22, 2020