Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The Full Douglas

Jumping, ass naked and covered in pudding, front first on to a car while two people as having intercourse in it.

Kyle was offered $100 to perform a full douglas while at the Four Seasons Theater.

by Don Everest April 06, 2005

Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

by Don Everest April 05, 2005

Rasputin

Taking feces (shit) and smearing it all over the walls of a house while the inhabitant(s) are not home. Many times the shit will spell a word or make a design.

Lamar rasputined Tyrell's house because he was owed money for the weed he sold to him on credit.

by Don Everest April 07, 2005

Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."

"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."

by Don Everest April 03, 2005

The Ray Charles

Tea bagging a blind guy.

I gave that old dude a Ray Charles the other day while he was sitting in the park.

by Don Everest April 08, 2005

Steamy Guarini

A cleveland steamer given by American Idols own Justin Guarini.

After losing to Kelly Clarkson, he thanked the judges by giving out a round of steamy guarini's.

by Don Everest April 04, 2005

The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.

Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.

by Don Everest April 08, 2005