A fork of Rural Dictionary
A badass uncle Jesse who cares about the well being of his three nieces.
Wow Steph, he truly is a compassionate Jesse...look at how he helped me with my math homework.
Recieving a hot carl from Wesley Snipes.
I'm such a huge fan, I can't believe he gave me a hot wesley at the movie premier.
Chodeology is the study of chodes and their behaviors. Study is also done in the negative affect a chode has on pleasing a woman, or man(if your gay).
A. Betts was the best example of a chode in modern society known to man.
1) Taking a dump on someone's back. 2) Releasing dung on to someone's chest while being suspended in the air upside down.
Ralphy O'Higgins proceeded to deliver an inverted cleveland steamer on Ling Ling after hours of passionate butt sex.
Waiting till your friend is so drunk that he passes out and then taking him to get a tattoo of Paulie Shores face on his gooch.
Frank passed out after only drinking Smirnoffs all night, so we gave that pussy a sneaky howard.
A girl with a very low alcohol tolerance; who has a "bearded clam" that gives off an offensive odor. In oder to muff dive on this you must have on full scuba gear...trust me!!
Andy realized that he did not have the scuba gear necessary to muff dive on this musky maria once the drunk girl unvailed the beast.
The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.
I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.