Country Dictionary

Toilet Art

An incredibly nasty shit that splatters all over in the toilet and stays there even after flushing

Also see TOILET TATTOO

Go check out that toilet art Kevin just made!

Donavon

A man who is usually very short, bad with women and thinks he is a stud. Donavons usually have red hair and think they are tough, although most Donavons are not good fighters.

Mike Tysons going to murder that Donavon in the ring tonight!

Nasty Nate

An especially nasty poop.

I think I gotta take a nasty nate.

Muffin Rider

One who fornicates with heavy set women.

"Matthew is a wanna be muffin rider."

Heavy Humper

One who fornicates with overweight people.

"Look at Matt talking to that fattie, I always knew he was a heavy humper!"