Country Dictionary

ralph nader

the best term for weed ever, cause ya know hes from the green party.

yo you wanna smoke some ralph nader? you know it hook it up.

fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"

-Dude i just did your ma -Fornicate my existence

Charizard

a crazy drink involving a mix of hennesey, cranberry juice, and x-rated. Called charizard because of its red color

Lionel: yo son ima bout to get dumb on this charizard! Don: i know right!

light our balls on fire

something you would say after an another individual thinks of a dumbass idea.

Timmy: Hey guys lets go to the art show. Justin: Or we could light our balls on fire.

chotch rocket

the absolute worst type of chotch there is.

Al: Hey let me borrow a dollar yea. Bob: Uh...no. Al: Dude your a chotch rocket.

pokeman

based off the pokemon hypno, it is another term for the alcoholic drink hypnotiq. Mostly said in the south side of chicago.

Yo man i gotta little dumb yesterday, i was on that pokeman son.