A fork of Rural Dictionary
a misspelling of pear. nothing else. did you expect slang for something related to sex? believable.
paer
You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
when you have no time, and are supposed to be doing something productive, but then you just type in poiuytrewqazsxdcfvgbhnjmkl and find this. do something worth something.
1: I did something bad.
2: What?
1: poiuytrewqazsxdcfvgbhnjmkl
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