Country Dictionary

Unfunny comedian who makes you want to slap him....hard. Every movie he made after "Encino Man" should be taken out of print and burned!

Chrissy Lou: "Did you hear that Pauly Shore died last night?" Donna K.: "There really is a Goddess and she has answered my prayers!"

Character on 80's cartoon Jem who was added in the last season in a weak attempt to raise the ratings. The attempt failed miserably.

"Jetta looked like she needed a good fuck"

80's rock n' roll girl power cartoon. Also business woman Jerrica Benton's secret identity

"Jem was really Jerrica but Jerrica's man Rio felt guilty about being in love with her even though Jem and Jerrica were the smae person."

Talented but often underrated and ridiculed big-haired 1980's power rock band fronted by blond Swede Joey Tempest who were head and shoulders musically above their counterparts, but were never given a chance to prove themselves.

"I hear Europe are reuniting for a tour this summer. I hope they do"

dude who likes to have sex with other dudes

"Don't date Jim. He's a butt slammer and he'll try to fuck your brother!"

A fairly crude way of describing " sexual intercourse" popularized in song by rock musician Ted Nugent in the early 1980's

"I took Beth to the prom and afterwards we did the Wango Tango"

beyond cool

"That jacket is so polar, Shannon! Where'd you get it?"