Country Dictionary

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Glove Of Love

slang term for a condom. also part of the lyric for Kirk Van Houten's "Can I Borrow A Feeling?" in the Simpsons episode, A Milhouse Divided.

"Dude, I'm all out, you got any gloves of love?" "Can I borrow a feeling, Could you lend me a jar of love, Hurtin hearts need some healin', Take my hand with your glove of love."

by Dougie Kennedy February 16, 2005

bumilingus

1) Sexual foreplay in which the anus is stimulated by the tongue and lips. 2) Sexual foreplay in which the vagina of a hobo is stimulated by the tongue and lips.

1) Matilda was surprised when Charlie started performing bumilingus on the dance floor. 2) "I performed bumilingus on that tramp 'cause I didn't have any spare change."

by Dougie Kennedy March 02, 2005