A fork of Rural Dictionary
They exist, they are the male version of a Crazy Cat Lady.
"Crazy cat gentleman! you have too many cats!"
"Bollocks, I can never have too many felines."
When you have a spoiled Pokemon that you use all the time and ignore the rest of your team.
"Eff all my other guys, my Richarizard is the most awesomest and powerful one."
When you leave food in tupperware for ages and then look in there like a year later, as it was in the back of your fridge.
"Hey! that's where my meat loaf went. I have been looking for it forever! now it's a tupperscare!"
Something you can write in for the election.
"I voted for Donald. Donald Duck."