A fork of Rural Dictionary
I regained all my confidence that in lost after the baseball incident.
1. A fictional place name used for sarcastic responses to "where are you" or related scenarios. 2. A word meaning a magical action, usually used sarcastically.
Person 1 - "Where are you right now?" Person 2 - "Oh you know in the land of Alakazoo" Person 1 - "Really?" Person 2 - "Oh my gosh, NO!!!!" Person 1 - "How would that happen?" Person 2 - "I don't know maybe a freaking wizard comes a long and says bippity boppity akawaka alakazoo dippity doo and boom it's done! Like come on..."
When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum. Pronounced: Con-faw-da-maw
"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."
Pseudoporn in reference to media describes an image or that which creates an image which is borderline pornographic and in some debatable cases, actually softcore porn. Pseudoporn can be found in various forms of media including but not limited to: animé, comics, young adult novels, and PG13 movies. Pseudoporn is often used to draw in a larger viewership by teasing the audience with sexual content, but never giving them what they expect or want.
I went to an R rated movie last night expecting some action, but I was disappointed to find it was just pseudoporn. If I wanted to watch porn I'd just have stayed home!
To gain, collect, or acquire something unto your possession.
I am going to obtain an STI from this chick in Chicago, its gonna be rad.
The Canadian-English spelling of theater. Often misread by illiterates as "thea-tra" this spelling is pronounced the exact same as 'theater'. Pronounced: theat•ur 1) A place where art is displayed. 2) A large structure containing a screen and projector where people pay to watch a movie or short film. 3.a) A place containing a stage for live performances of plays, musicals, music, and other various arts. 3.b) To do theatre.
Usage One Person 1: "Hey man I'm going to the theatre tonight to see Elysium! Would you like to come?" Person 2: "Oh for a moment I thought you meant REAL theatre with REAL actors and re-" Person 1: "Just shut up you pompous chimpshit." Usage Two Actor: "I am about to do live theatre, wish me luck!" Director: "Go get'em, son!" Actor: "Hello my friends, I give you STAGE THEATRE!"