A fork of Rural Dictionary
The opposite of #FFL. These people have given up; an apparent lack of self-care; do not dedicate time to self-maintenence and health
That couple really let themselves go after they got married. I’ll bet they’re not even attracted to each other anymore because they are not fuckable for life (#NFFL)
A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.
Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.
-When you keep up with your looks so you’re Fuckable for life.
-Nathan and Abby are staying are staying fuckable for life
Keeping oneself on point to ensure you’ll be having sex til the day you die.
Those two bougie folks rock the Tox, go to the gym, and overall stay on point so they can stay fuckable for life.
Special Housing Unit in prison. Protective custody.
He molested all those little girls. He better SHU up when he gets to prison