A fork of Rural Dictionary
The phenomenon in which butts expand over time.
Did you see Dee Ann at the reunion? Damn, asspansion had got the best of her!
A new boss brought in for the purpose of changing a work group who uses a substantial level of pain to get people to do what he/she wants.
How's the new boss?
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.
In business, restating easier goals to avoid the consequences of failing to meet existing goals. May also be practiced in government, education, and personal life.
I was about to be fired for blowing my sales goal, but I regoaled and now I'm getting promoted because my clients think I'm a really nice person.
To use Cliff's Notes and/or skim a book without reading carefully and highlighting or making notes.
Are you ready for our class discussion of Grapes of Wrath today?
I page whipped it over the weekend. Hopefully the prof won't ask me anything.
To be caught in limbo -- standing on one foot waiting to see what will happen next.
I'm waiting on five potential job offers, I don't know where I'll be living next month, I don't know if my girlfriend will move if I do -- my whole life is flamingo!