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procrastubator

1. Any person (usually male) who would rather indulge themselves in self-gratification than do actual work,often causing delays in work-related efforts. 2. Wal-Mart management and management trainees.

1. "We will have to wait until the procrastubators in this office get done with themsleves before we can proceed with our latest scam." 2. Nick: " What are you waiting on? The customer needs this item NOW!" Nack: "I'm waiting for the procrastubators in Management to give me the access key. Right now, they are in another meeting." Nick: "ANOTHER meeting? Gawd damn, that makes the third one this hour."

by Dr. Freeze October 17, 2007

rusty venture

when you masturbate so much your penis turns red and sore and you are unable to accomplish anything for the next 24 to 48 hours

Man! After watching 26 straight hours of goth-emo porn, I just rusty ventured myself and now I can't even walk!

by Dr. Freeze November 22, 2010

Loser Dust

1.That fine coating of something that covers most reality show celebrities. Most recently seen on Tila Tequila and "I Love New York"'s Tiffany Pollard,it makes them appear to be unreal and seems to affect their judgment. 2.What must be on Meg Griffin since she has trouble being somebody on Family Guy. 3. What you smell on most department managers at Wal-Mart.

1. Tila Tequila has gone from erstwhile Internet porn star to pointless reality show diva whith her fine coat of Loser Dust still intact. 2. If the only atterntion Meg Griffin gets is from Neil Goldman, then she must have a fine coat of Loser Dust about her. 3. Joey was held back from being an assistant manager at Wal-Mart because of the obvious coating of Loser Dust he has from working as a department manager for so long.

by Dr. Freeze December 12, 2007

poletential

What strip-club owners measure new applicants by. When a girl walks in to a club seeking work, there are certain things she must be able to do in order to be hired. How much she can make the club by doing her thing is known as poletential.

"Now Haley there, she can drop it like it's hot and pick up a dolla bill wit' that snatch. That's poletential,playa. Meg, though,..."

by Dr. Freeze June 18, 2008

icky vicky

1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus. 2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures. 3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.

1.) "Damn, Joey, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky." 2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky." 3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg

by Dr. Freeze April 25, 2007

icky vicky

1.) Any woman who performs oral sex and anal sex at the same time, usually allowing the guy to put his penis in her mouth after he has had in the anus. 2.) The art of performing oral and anal sex at the same time. Also known as "Ass-to-Mouth" in some cultures. 3.) What Meg Griffin will be famous for in her collegiate years.

1.) "Damn, Paco, I didn't know your sister was an Icky Vicky." 2.)"I was going to do her until I found out she likes to do the Icky Vicky." 3.)"I'll even do a Icky Vicky for you, if it means I'll pass your Psych class,professor."- Meg

by Dr. Freeze March 28, 2007

practice girl

1. the girl in your school or hood that everybody uses to fulfill sexual needs and/or desires and nothing else. this girl is not good for a relationship,but is the one who will prepare you for the real world. most men lose their virginity to such a girl. 2. Meg Griffin.

1. "We gonna hook your little brother up with Meg so he can bust his first nut. Check him,though,and tell him that ho just a practice girl." 2. "Meg, you can't be abstinant. You are what the guys call a practice girl."-Peter Griffin

by Dr. Freeze November 20, 2006