A fork of Rural Dictionary
To define something in its simplest terms after something is explained in a complex form, making the simple person look like a dumbass since everyone understood it the first time. Origin - Gilligan from Gilligan's Island. He always did this when the Professor explained why something did or did not work
Classic Gilliganism: Professor: "In order to make this new coconut-based radio function properly, we need an new receiving antenna installed on top of that coconut tree by the lagoon. In order to properly support it, someone will have to be ambidextrous." Gilligan: "Yeah, and they have to use both hands,too."
In formal terms: "The size of the vehicle in possession of the female owner is inversely proportional to the size of the owner." Simply put: "The fatter the bitch,the smaller the bucket that fat ass hoe drives."
Player 1: "My baby mamma whips around town in a Geo Metro." Player 2 : "That fat bitch?? Damn,ese, what a Kool-Aid Konundrum that is!"
1.)the daughter and teen protagonist on Family Guy. i'd do her til the sun rises over pluto. 2.) Any girl who looks fine but has a f-ed up family you have to deal with.
1.) Damn,man, Meg just called Pater a fat bitch! 2.) She's hot and all, but she's a Meg Griffin beacuse her dad is a f-n retard.
1. A female antagonist on the Venture Brothers. Birth name Sheila, worked as a stripper or exotic dancer through college. Currently married to The Monarch whom she met at a party hosted by her then-boyfriend Phantom Limb. She now helps Monarch in his crusade against Dr. Venture. Usually dresses like Jackie Kennedy but will occasionally put on a butterfly-type outfit. Has a rough sounding voice often attributed to smoking 3 packs of cigarettes a day. 2. Any female who has to put up with their boyfriend/husband while he makes his rounds through comic-cons and cosplays and things of that nature. These women will often hook up with random strangers just to get out of the building for a while.
1. If she really worked at it, Dr. Girlfriend could kick way more ass than any of the other villains on that show. 2. Nick:"Yo, Jeremy, I just scored with a random chick at the Hilton!" Jeremy:"You mean at the Hilton that's hosting Comic-Con?" Nick:"Hell's yeah! I started talking up this Dr. Girlfriend while her man was busy with his trading card game. She gave me head and everything just so she could gets the hell outta there." J: "Solid."