Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

corn ho

anal sex, as in a penitentiary

The scrawny inmate was vigoursly corn-hoed by the big black man

by Dr. J March 20, 2004

con rifle

Slang term in Cuba, primarily in Havana, to denote walking around the neighborhood in the evening with a bottle of rum to pay social visits with neighbors.

Example: "Hey,hermano, let's go out con rifle," Fidel Castro said to Gorbachev in 1984.

by dr. j October 17, 2013

crapamongers

An exclamation of disapproval and frustration. A substitution for the word/excalamation "Crap!" which contains the word in itself. It can substitute "crap!", "Shit!", fuck!" and "dammit!", etc., when you just are so frustrated that you want to say a longer word.

"CRAPAMONGERS! I'm late for bio class!"

by Dr. J April 24, 2005

adorkable

a boy who's dorky, but just so darn cute, but if you call him hot than, well, ur a freak. just kidding.

Seth Cohen is so adorkable, I just wanna squeeze him like a teddy bear.

by Dr. J April 25, 2005

dickcrap

a word used to describe the liquid which comes out of the vaginal passage after the sperm has been consumed by your female/male/transexual/dog frriend.(it may not even be your friend but the female/male/transexual/dog needs the money.

"Excuse me madam, where is the dickcrap?" "Sorry younglady, this is tesco. You'll only find it in the fruit isle of walmart"

by Dr. J May 01, 2004

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!" "what?" "i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 25, 2005

Weaksauce

infertile male; sperm that is no good.

He has weaksauce and can't get his girl pregnant.

by Dr. J August 18, 2004