A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. A party hosted by a woman, where all the guests are male. The men wear all black except for crotch-less pants. They dress their erect penises in miniature tuxedos and everybody has a grand old time.
Mary's been really depressed lately. We should throw her a penis party!
n. The main activity of a rusty trombone party.
Sure your band has a trombone player, but does it have a rusty trombone player?
n. A friend who will help you mung by stomping on the dead pregnant woman's stomach so you can suck the mung that spews from her vagina.
This sucks! All my mungbuddies are out of town!
A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.
Did you get a Van Halen last night?
Yeah, man. She wailed on me like a Fender.
American actor whose picture is used exclusively to plooney.
I need a new picture of George Clooney to plooney with.