Country Dictionary

The Applebees

Feared members of a hunting klan. They only hunt the Brick Master. It is tradition to only hunt the Brick Master on full moons in July.

Look The Applebees.

1*

literally pronounced as "one asterisk";
meaning "one ass to risk"
--risking your own ass to help others

used mostly as a sign-off, the way some people say "one love"

blow up doll

A plastic device (male or female) that roystee uses to satisfy his sexual desires when prostitutes are unavailable.

Roystee said, "How else can a fat fuck like me get laid?"

Loliitous

Sexual desire to fiddle with cartoon kids.

Loliitous is the overwhelming need to fiddle with cartoon kids to fulfil ones sexual desires.

pines

The word penis with vowels places switched

forest speak for wang

something made of wood

fur pines are long hard hairy woods

just take the I and put it where the E goes. Then take the E and put it where the I goes:

pInEs
pEnIs