A fork of Rural Dictionary
A small rapidly dying town in Southern VT with zero industry and a propensity to continually shoot itself in the foot economically. Brattleboro is essentially run by the 7 slumlords (I won't mention any names but one of the main culprit's name rhymes with "baleen"). Brattleboro is a great place to live if you're junkie (free health care) or a one-per-center but a shit-hole for everyone else. It will never change.
Chamber of commerce slogan: "Come to Brattleboro - Eat terrible food, get your car broken into and leave!"
The absolute pinacle of "bad".
Shit man, that's top bad about your old lady bangin' that fucko...and a PIG no less.