A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.
Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"
Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"
Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."
poop that comes from your bunghole and stuff
Dad - "Who left the stinky brown fish swimming in the toilet bowl all night?"
Kid - "Uh... you're an asshole dad..."
A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.
Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"
Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"
Baddest assed motherfucking storm that combines a 1)hurricane, 2)typhoon, and 3)tsunami, into an awesome force that is bent on the destruction of trailer parks and 3rd world countries alike.
Paul: "Did you hear about that hurriphoonami that ripped through the trailer park in West Virginia?"
Less: "Yeah, I heard that it was last seen heading towards Bangladesh."
Paul: "You know they just opened a WalMart in Bangladesh."
Less: "Really, you don't say..."
A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.
BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."
Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."
Somone who is proud of graduating from high school; says things like "the class of 2007 rules!"
"That retawd be assistant managin' at Taco Bell with his fancy high school diploma & shit."
an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)
Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."
Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."