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To have a wank, to pull one's cracker, slap the salami, bash the bishop, choke the chicken etc. while on a ship.
friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin, friggin in the riggin there was fuck all else to do.
The kind of repulsive-looking, Confederate-flag-waving, cowboy-hat-wearing human filth you see on Jerry Springer and slithering through every rural town in America. They're a genetic abomination and must be stopped before they ruin this country's gene pool even worse than it already is.
Guests on Springer are inbreds of 10 consecutive generations of brother-sister fucking with some barnyard animals thrown in to give their gene-pool an extra spice. Their DNA doesn't even register as human anymore.
To be intoxicated with illegal substances.
The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs