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A word equivalent to a pirate's use of "a argh". Can be used to replace any word in casual conversation (noun, verb, adjective).

"Hey Spips bring me that wrench."

"Boy you're lucky I don't beat the spips out of yah."

"Be careful parking the spips."

Created when a shit is so explosive it leaves marks in the bowl.

Person 1:"Oh my god bro someone created splaturn in here!"
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."

That string that hangs off her face after you bust on it.

Person 1: Was Tammy hanging out with spiderman last night her something?
Person 2: No that was me, I gave her yogurt ropes.

That stain you find on your bed sheets after waking up from "that" dream.

Person 1: Bruh did someone spill milk on yo bed or somethin?
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.

The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation

Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.

The act of queefing out of your penis.

Once Jessica took her mouth off my dick I let out the loudest pleef.

Activities occurring from a group of black people. Usually innocent yet concerning to white people.

Person 1: Woah three black people walked into that house within the last 10 minutes.
Person 2: Might wanna call the police and report these suspicious blacktivities.