Country Dictionary

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Dasha

Fooled everyone for more than 24 hours and they were all wondering who it was behind the screen because they had nothing else to do. Dasha wrecked everyone and told them the truth of how the RIGHT wing is, well the RIGHT path. Also said about how democraps and libtards are deranged and those morons couldn’t handle the truth and cried like a baby.

Dasha is not over yet and will come back for more

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

Theo

An Irish loser who likes to join in with the bullies. Sucks at playing basketball and believes rumors, because he is a fucking twit.

Look at that idiot Theo, jerking off when he seeks flies swarming around the trashcan.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

Monoly

A cute white monkey stuffed animal. Is very loyal and sweet. Always, by your side and is your favorite sleeping companion. Very adorable, innocent and precious.

I love you Monoly! I could never ever replace you!

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

Sergei

A fucking asshole who enjoys watching videos of a guy shooting girl and now he’s going to get in trouble big time

Guy 1: Bro, Sergei got punished

Guy 2: Good, he deserved it

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 22, 2020

Dutton

A nut job therapist at an elementary school. Sucks at helping people's problems and gave candy to a kid, which he choked on. Also, thought a this girl was crazy because she was telling scary stories to her friends, which every other kid does that, tf? Dutton is wrinkly and ugly and always laugh's and doesn't know what body language is. Has no friends, because she is a loser and needs to get ran over by a huge truck.

Why is Dutton eating out of the trash? She's so gross...

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

Tweety

A yellow canary who was trapped in a cage and held hostage by a fat man. Was very depressed and living into despair, until one day his birdy friends came and set him free. Now he is flying in the sky living in peace and harmony

Look at Tweety all happy now, with his bird friends!

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019

Weeb

Someone who has good taste and gets made fun of it, because people are uncultured swines and weebs are men of culture.

Weebs have great opinions!

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020