Country Dictionary

“Something to be” looking ass

When somebody has a neat buzz cut, fully exposing the forehead

That “something to be” looking ass dude over there just said that Foster The People is the best band in the world

Chagger

A form of swagger where you indulge in classy things in life

Did you see nick? He was walking around with a brand new fur coat, and several cigars. He is attracting chicks with that chagger attitude.

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants