Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Milt

Ejaculate from the human male penis. Milted - Past tense of milt. Milty - Covered with milt. Milting - The state of ejaculating. Miltish - Resembling milt.

Dude, did you see that condom back there? It had milt all in it! Oh, man...I need a towel. I milted all over myself. I had a wet dream and now my sheets are all milty. What the hell do you want?! I'm milting! Dude, that medicine was sick...it was all miltish!

by Dude November 24, 2003

baloon job

another word for giving and or getting head.

that krumpet gives good baloon jobs.

by Dude October 18, 2002

nofx

A band that proves punk is not fucking dead. Band includes Eric Melvin who will make you milt yourself every time you see him if you're a girl and maybe even some of you guys out there if you "swing" that way.

Man, I got laid for the first time after a NOFX concert.

by Dude March 11, 2004

School

the worst fuckin' place in the world with partial teachers who will only punish a few kids that they dont like but wont do jackshit to the kids they like

i gotta go 2 school and get detention fer being me again

by dude March 21, 2004

Hindi

Arey dudes, stop all this bickering na! We're all Indians and not matter Bollywood or Tollywood, we all want to be like a white person in America, right yaar? Heh. Guys - India could be better without you sectionalistic people representing your own language...I'm Telugu and don't approve of what the Telugu person said...And I think everyone else said it not cool. Abdul Kalam, India's President and Father or Missile Technology there is from Tamil Nadu...Honestly guy, we're all Indian...Let's have some Indian pride, no "Hindi or what state you're from" pride or some "Tamil" pride...Ok? Hindi's a cool language and the national language besides english of India. It's a lot like other Indian languages and it has a lot of "hai"s in it.

- Caise ho beta? - Aapka nam kya hai? - Me tumse pyaar kartha hoon.

by Dude December 28, 2004

wheatley

A horrible school with suburban pressures.

Wheatley is a bad school.

by Dude December 28, 2004

cock block

Christana Fox, no really, i would have scored if it wasn't for that bitch

well, she is a huge cock block

by Dude August 09, 2004