Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

cattlefucker

Sorry i made this word up. I'm such a gimp.

I'll stop putting stupid words on the internet for me to masturbate over

by dude August 13, 2003

cock block

Christana Fox, no really, i would have scored if it wasn't for that bitch

well, she is a huge cock block

by Dude August 09, 2004

telford boy

A G'star that walks around in his "rockports" and looks like a complete nob, with his sox tucked in his tracky b's, and his fake burberry sh!t... Smells like fags and draw and when he goes home he cries to hs mom that someone took his lunch money :)

Lads that think there gangstars!!

by Dude May 27, 2004

shamfoza

a black man said this to my sister while looking at her ass, so I would assume it means "Damn!" or "That girls got a ghetto booty."

"Shamfoza!" said Rick when the hottest girl ever walked by.

by dude December 05, 2002

ctrl alt delete

The magic combo on your keyboard the solves all of your problems! btw Mac computers dont have this magic combo guess why!

My computer fucked up! damit! wait i know what should i do! the magic combo Ctrl Alt Delete!

by Dude June 19, 2006

Collins with a K

The most ultimate teacher on the planet. Requires a distinction between other Collinses in the area, hence the K.

"Dang, Collins with a K is wearing the cutest shoes today."

by Dude November 23, 2004

george w bush

see: sucide,the apocalypse

god help us the apocalypse is he....bush is re-elected,god help us all!!!!!!!!

by dude February 14, 2005