Country Dictionary

a very slow car's 1/4 mile time

the skyline is a 12 second car

a stupid, often clumbsy and dimwitted individual. makes random noises such as MARGH! but are not as dumb as they seem

Gilligan farted in assembly again, then laughed when people said he shat himself

Said by Chef on South Park, it is basically 'fuck you', although it can't offend uptight pricks because it isn't technically profane.

Now children, normally I wouldn't say this, but... futcha. I think he just told us to go fuck ourselves.

A big drunk A word that is chanted when somebody has finished 24 beers.

AW-SOME, MI-LEY! AW-SOME, MI-LEY! AW-SOME, MI-LEY! AW-SOME, MI-LEY! AW-SOME, MI-LEY! AW-SOME, MI-LEy!

The oldest religion on Earth. Over a billion followers. That's great for a religion that never set up missionaries. It has survived the invasions of the Muslims and the British. Even though it may have many Gods, different from Christianity, all it's Gods are one aspect of a universal spirit. I definitely think Hinduism is an awesome religion. It has no main founder, no one big text, and has influenced a lot of the world.

Lord Venkataswara is one of the important Gods of Hinduism.

adj. Cultured, rich, wealthy, or otherwise fucked up.

"Mr. Jones is incredibly well-mannered." "Yeah, he's got at least 10 whores there every weekend."

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin. This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth. can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.