Country Dictionary

A person atempting to be a physicist but can't cut it.
For further examples see; engineer

A dumb physicist is an engineer.

To write a blog entry just for the sake of posting an entry, not because you have done anything interesting today.

I couldn't really think of anthing good to blog about, so my last post was real blogorrhea.

friend or best friend, mate
aka "bud"

Sup blud?!
Not Much blud?!

Having to do with a lot of technology

"That machine is really technomological."

A verb for doing the nasty.

I want to bang your sister dude.

While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.

Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).

This guy is driving way too close to my rear bumper, time to brake check him.

a term used for a woman that is very pleasing to the eye. a good looking woman with attractive features.

"Did you see that girl in black?"
"Ya man she was direct."