Country Dictionary

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the shitface

A front presented to deceive someone and string them along, only to then sell them out. This is most commonly used in discussions on politics or geopolitics to ridicule someone's misplaced trust. Generally followed by an obnoxious number of crying-laughing emojis.

"I can't believe you fell for it again. Bernie got you with the shitface! LOL He says he's anti-capitalist, but all he did was sheepdog you back into the Democrats."

"You voted 'America First' but you got 'Israel First' again lmaooooo Trump got you with the shitface!"

by Duval till we die mfer February 28, 2025

duvalian stare

A look that all Duval County residents get when they realize they have any semblance of power in a potentially chaotic situation.

The Duvalian stare became publicly known outside of Jacksonville, FL during the controversial Woodstock 1999 performance of Limp Bizkit, which frontman Fred Durst displayed prominently during the bridge-breakdown of the hit single, ‘Break Stuff’. A gleeful Durst realizes that he has become the master of a crowd of 400,000, and the wheels of chaos begin visibly turning in his head, culminating with the command: “Time to reach deep down inside. Take all that negative energy and let that shit out of your fucking system.” What happened next was nothing short of pandemonium, though Durst’s role in the later riots that destroyed the venue has been grossly exaggerated.

“Time to leave, big bro. I just saw the Duvalian stare. Someone’s about to choose violence.”

by Duval till we die mfer May 06, 2024