Country Dictionary

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Paulie Bleeker

Supercute character in Juno played by Michael Cera. Wears extremely short bright yellow track shorts. Eats hot pockets for breakfast. Loves orange tic-tacs. Because you can never get enough of your favorite one calorie breath mint.

Mr. MacGuff: Who's the father? Juno: Paulie Bleeker. Mr. MacGuff: I didn't know he had it in him. Leah: I know, right?!?

by Dyke Cassity May 25, 2008