Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

javi

when doing anything in life, the unintential happens....

we were playing pool and the guy went javi and knocked in 3 balls and didnt even call it!

by E January 24, 2005

daughter of a bastard

An insult stating that the insultee is the resulting female offspring of male who was a bastard child. The opposite of son of a bitch.

Your brother is a son of a bitch and you are the daughter of a bastard.

by E April 07, 2005

B3t

When someone bets so hard that they rupture the space-time continuum and makes a black hole.

B3T

by E September 17, 2019

lowdown dirty

Beneath repute; skeevy; skanky; shady; sordid; nasty; dirty; contemptuous; deceitful

The buyer's realtor tried to make a lowdown dirty offer.

by E December 14, 2017

frosted

1.) acting high, crazy or hyper

2.) something that's cool

1.) we got frosted at the party last night

OR

2.) that shirt is frosted

by e November 29, 2003

Carrotopophobia

The fear of a man who is named for his freakishly large mass of tangerine hair. The man feared also sports a wider-than-the-equator smile that rivals Jack Nicholson as "The Joker" in Batman.

Person with Carrotopophobia: "Carrot Top is the Scariest man alive, with Richard Simmons a close number two."

Friend of person with Carrotopophobia: "Bud, I think you need to seek professional help."

by E October 19, 2006

filiyuki

A Filipino person's bitch; one who has been "whipped" by a Filipino person.

"I really want a filiyuki right now!"

by E August 21, 2003