A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jaysus fucking Christ never got a noble price, y r ppl taking his book so seriously??
A term for everything republicans don't like
Republican: the democrats are marxists! Socialist: no they're not, they are capitalists! Republican: stop pushing your pronouns and cultural marxism on me, libtard Socialist: "your" and "me" are pronouns. Checkmate. Republican: (shoots black people angrily)
Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.
Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid. Stacy: How do you know? Kyle: She said “aur naur” Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.
The best lyrics ever (also not homophobic at all, regardless of what straight people think)
That’s fine I'll tell mine you're gay - Taylor Swift
How (white) americans pronounce “Español”
ɛspʰænjoʊɫ - Karen Smith, suburban soccer mom who voted for Trump and gives her children essential oils instead of vaccinating them
A medieval king who ruled Greece and the Welsh kingdoms of Gwent, Dyfed, and Brycheiniog. His name is pronounced something like “ænυn ði”. The name Anwn comes from the Latin name Antonius, and his surname Ddu was originally a nickname meaning “black”, making his modern English name “Tony Black”.
Teacher: Name 3 medieval kings. Student: Æthelred, Clovis, and Anwn Ddu.