Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

big oak

A fat cocaine addict who blows so much cocaine he buys it by the truckload. He is also smaller, slower, weaker than he was when he was merley a marijuana addict. Also see
oakley
smokley
big coke
big toke

Phil: Hey big oak, wana hang out?
Big Oak: Fuck you!

by evan June 03, 2004

bromby

One of the greatest single acts that can be performed on the commode, it involves a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst he defecates.

After a long day at the railyards, a bromby would be a great pick-me-upper before the PTA meeting.

by Evan August 19, 2004

chesticals

Boobies

That woman has very large chesticals

by Evan August 17, 2003

Fagtoast

The part of the toast containing the essential nutrients(see: crust)

When I eat toast, I give the fagtoasts to my sister.

by Evan August 02, 2003

Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

by Evan March 14, 2005

bonkish

an extremely hideous snotbox, usually very fat and wide with a roundyball tip

daaaaaaaaaaaamn look at her nose..that shit is bonkish

by Evan February 11, 2005

kork

another word for those damn korean

dude, look at that funny lookin' kork over there!

by evan February 27, 2004