Country Dictionary

Word used on the phone when asked by a automated menu so the automated menu will not understand you and put you through to a live operator.

When asked by the automated phone menu for my selection I simply said "sniggledorts" which was not understood by the machine. I was then told to wait and put through directly to a live operator.

Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out.

We're going urban-shopping later for some chairs and hopefully a bookshelf or two,you wanna go?

Used to describe a fake religon that uses devious and sneaky methods.It also has nothing to do with any spiritual being but instead is a cult that is created using double-talk and made-up anagrams to sell courses,make money and keep overused celebities in the news.

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are so into slimentology. If it wasn't for them they wouldn't be in any movie anymore being such a corny actors!

A video uploaded on the internet that is so dumb or boring no-one should have uploaded it in the first place.

Did you see that shideo the Suzy the forwicator sent me about the guy that sort of tripped? Why would anyone want to watch that?

A woman who teases men with her body,but pushes the limit to what she will actually stop at.

She was such a sleez-teez man,she started licking tequila right off my chest then said it was late and she had to go.

Someone who fakes talking on their cellphone in order to ignore someone trying to sell them something.

That guy is such a cellout,he just faked a conversation on his cell to avoid those girlscouts selling cookies!

Any small individual candies that you eat sitting at the computer late at night one after the other without realizing how many you've eaten.

I had a 5 pound bag of M&M's at the computer last night while playing Second-Life,and before I knew it I ate the whole bag of bellybeans,now I'm gonna be so fat cause they go right to my stomach!