A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you hook up with a Burmese woman (because who doesn't) and she sits on your face and makes a farting noise (as all Burmese women do). It kinda sucks.
Hey, Joe, you see I traveled to Myanmar a few months ago and I hooked up with a young Burmese hooker but she gave me a Burmese Whoopee Cushion and I left immediately.
A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.
Bob: Joe u r gay Joe: NO IM NOT BOB 2 WEEKS LATER: Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉 Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands