A fork of Rural Dictionary
An annoying stupid person (usually obese and arrogant) that gets under your finger nails and attempts to control you when they have no actual authority over you.
"Wow, there goes Cheri again, attempting to be other children's mother and interfering with other people's decisions. It's too bad she can't leave others alone and stop denying reality."
The growth of facial hair directly beneath a dude's lower lip. Also known as a soul patch.
I wish I could grow a goatee, but all I've got is this mangy taint tickler.