A fork of Rural Dictionary
A snaky reptilian cryptid born from failed love on internet dating apps that lures you in with day time programming and cheap high street spray just to paralyse you with its trademark dirty look.
BEWARE SNATIE AT ALL COSTS
Guy 1: i feel really lonely i’m going to instal tinder
Guy 2: be careful you may invoke the snatie..
*snatie in the background* <><><><><>~