A fork of Rural Dictionary
A flesh light kindly left in the middle of your area for when you need a quick release and you have no where else to turn to, the juices left by other people are there to help your sesh and you should leave an extra load for the next.
Stranger: hey mind if you leave an extra load in there for me, my cocks a bit cold.
Community fleshlight user: of course I can, wouldn’t mind lending me an extra hand though?
A sleep over game where you take a random number generator and put 1- however many challenges you have on your urbdic account, then which ever one gets chosen has to be completed by the end of the night, the forfeit is to re roll the random number generator. You only get one re roll.
Yo since we’re having a shentie I say a Slover Dover is in order my guy
A slover game where you and your homie put all your urbdic slover challenges in a random number generator and witch ever gets picked has to be completed by the end of the night. Forfeit is to get 1 reroll each.
Yo since we’re on a slover we may as well do a Slover Dover bro
Alr yeah I’m down but no forfeits this time
A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.
Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.
Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
Every Sunday one of your bros gives a dare to another bro, then on the alternating Sunday the bro has to one up that date, on and on until one bro has backed out of 3 dares, once they have 3 backs they have to give a handjob to completion to the other lad
Yo my slime I have a Mud-A-Weekly for you rn, lick that charging cable while it’s on!
Yeah that’s piss bro! *dies in process*
When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut
Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch