A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit.
“There’s no toilet paper left John” “Don’t worry Jenny I prepared 3 dirty kiwis earlier”
The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit
“There’s no toilet paper left John” “Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”