A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act whitening your woman’s teeth with jizz. She smiles as you nut on her grill.
No more expensive teeth whitening treatments since we discovered the tooth nut. Come on babe, show us your pearly whites!
Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.
Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, at the same time, flapping your arms like an Angry Pterodactyl taking off from a rocky ledge.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme. Hickory dickory dock Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock The clock struck two Cody and Riggs shot their goo Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
The act of performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, simultaneously, while flapping your arms like a prehistoric bird taking off from a rocky cliff.
Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme. Hickory dickory dock Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock The clock struck two Cody and Riggs shot their goo Then dropped Pat at the end of the block
A person who enjoys fingering butt holes.
That Turkish pianist can play a poop chute like a fine instrument.
When your GF accidentally grabs a tube of Ben Gay instead of massage oil while giving a hand job, thus causing your purple dick helmet to burn intensely.
Stupid bitch gave me a fire helmet last night. She needs to learn how to read.
Getting fucked in your neck hole on the Fourth of July.
A Star Spangled Stoma is a terrible way to celebrate the birth of our great nation.