A fork of Rural Dictionary
Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.
You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!
A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.
Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.
Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, all while throating a third gentleman in the middle. Basically a modified Angry Pterodactyl with a hands free tonsil punch.
A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke. Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root. Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute. Riggs is here now and he wants to play too. Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you. Hold up, you’re not done working. There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking. Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim. He hasn’t had booger since booger had him. So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum. You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him. Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money. Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny. Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show. It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow. Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops. Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
The smaller of a mans two testicles.
I love it when my GF holds my runt ball in her mouth and hums the national anthem. God bless America!
Slapping the foreskin of your flaccid penis against your boyfriend's lips.
The West Virginia flap jack Brian got was just an appetizer for the gay feast that followed.
When having sex with a chick and you are doing her from behind, right before you "finish", you take a flag with your name on it and stick it into her ass hole and as you finish you yell out "I'm the man on the moon!".
Guy1: "Last night I conquered new territory, I took that fine ass home and planted my flag!" Guy2: "Dayam man! You pulled a man on the moon on her ass!"
A German smear is made by dipping two fingers in shit, doesn’t matter whose it is, then giving yourself a Hitler mustache with it. Now grab your lover and plant a big sloppy kiss.
Ryan would do anything for Cody, so when Cody asked to try the German smear, Ryan pooped his right there. #truelove